Debbie: “I’ve always said it isn’t who you love, it’s how you love. Genitalia is simply God’s way of accessorizing.”

goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

imageNot all of them

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

shorthairedsif:

remember that time the mcu had a complex, multi-faceted, morally ambiguous poc character steeped in social allegory and the fandom reduced him to ‘motherfucker’ jokes and pulp fiction references

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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