Debbie: “I’ve always said it isn’t who you love, it’s how you love. Genitalia is simply God’s way of accessorizing.”
Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
Not all of them
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
remember that time the mcu had a complex, multi-faceted, morally ambiguous poc character steeped in social allegory and the fandom reduced him to ‘motherfucker’ jokes and pulp fiction references
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.